They came from a planet where no man has ever been
As they saw me walking it was the best they've ever seen
They took me in their saucer and they treated me real good
As I learned to speak their language it was quickly understood
They were amazons from outer space
Took me in their saucer was a real gone place
Four green women in a UFO
They took me in and growled ‘Well we need you so'
You better watch out when you're near that place
There'll be nothing left of your pretty face
Gorilla's are stomping on each others chests
You better start running and don't take a rest
Doing the crocodile-tail, bamboo-wail, crocodile-hop it's a rockabilly bop
Everybody's doing the crocodile-tail
A blue-nosed baboon started up a fight
He kept on jumping in the pale moonlight
Lions they are dancing with their tail in the air
Well the elephants are bouncing almost everywhere
Doing the crocodile-tail, bamboo-wail, crocodile-hop it's a rockabilly bop
Everybody's doing the crocodile-tail
Deep down in the jungles of Bambooland
There's a place so wild you just can't stand
Spider-monkeys swinging in the top of the trees
And the crocodiles are rocking in the Crocodile-creek
Doing the crocodile-tail, bamboo-wail, crocodile-hop it's a rockabilly bop
Everybody's doing the crocodile-tail
Is it my baby no it's a vampire it's gonna suck your blood
Brought out his zombie friend soon I'm gonna be caught
First they kill me then they eat me nothing will be saved
Noting will be left to put in my grave
I'm havin a bat-dream baby and I'm filled with fear
If you don't wake me up now I'm gonna get real cracked out here
I took a trip to England on a ferryboat
After a while it sank after being afloat
Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife
Leaving there people full of grief
Good luck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
Calamity Man-They call me the Calamity Man
But I'm trying as hard as I can
To keep bad luck away from me
But I'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
I'm even worse than a tornado, whirlwind, hurricane
Even my looks make ordinary people go insane
When they put me away in a bunker of ferro-concrete
My misery radiation made it crash completely
Good luck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
Calamity Man-They call me the Calamity Man
But I'm trying as hard as I can
To keep bad luck away from me
But I'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
I took a trip to England on a ferryboat
After a while it sank after being afloat
Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife
Leaving there people full of grief
Good luck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
Calamity Man-They call me the Calamity Man
But I'm trying as hard as I can
To keep bad luck away from me
But I'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
Cold sweat
You make me loose my head
Cold sweat-I think of you in bed
Cold sweat-You drive me mad
You’re giving me cold sweat
Make me hot girl
Make my head whirl
When you’re body’s aching
You’re giving me…
Cold sweat
You make me loose my head
Cold sweat-I think of you in bed
Cold sweat-You drive me mad
You’re giving me cold sweat
Give me a heart attack
When you’re so close to me
When you’re body’s aching
You’re giving me...
Cold sweat
You make me loose my head
Cold Sweat-I think of you in bed
Cold Sweat-You drive me mad
You’re giving me Cold Sweat
I want you in my arms I'm crazy ‘bout your charms
and I'm never gonna let you go
When I'm in the mood you make me feel so good
and I wanna gonna love you so
I can't get enough of that crazy thing called love
baby it feels so right
I wanna and I'm gonna make love to you baby with all my might
Kiss me now
I'm sitting in my fridge I've got that burning itch
and that itch will never stop
I'm gonna swim the Nile I'm gonna run the fastest mile
but my energy is still at top
40 cups of coffee aren't even enough
to keep doing what I wanna do with my sweet love
Hey baby don't you be a square
if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
Everybody let's rock
When you mess around with every man in town
You treat me like a fool, you always put me down
Well now I've had enough I'm gonna pack my things
You keep the telephone but don't wait for my rings
Don't want to be your fool anymore
Well I'm mad you (3x) mad at you baby
Always when you're around we start to have a fight
Everything I do is wrong and all you do is right
But now I've had enough I'm gonna pack my things
You keep the telephone but don't wait for my rings
Don't want to be your fool anymore
Well I'm mad you (3x) mad at you baby
It doesn't matter if your man is sitting next to you
Çause that stupid jerk don't notice all the bad things that you do
But even when he starts to shout and says that he found out
You just turn your back to him and ask me very stout
If I would like this and that and I like to scream out loud
I feel your Sex Rays coming my way
I'm down on my knees and I'm starting to pray
We're bopping on a party and we have a real good time
The night is long and hot and there's plenty of good wine
And the only person that I see the only one is you
You make me feel so good and I'm an ape if that ain't true
The things you do and the things you say
I feel your Sex Rays coming my way
I'm down on my knees and I'm starting to pray
He's got a charming smile, he's got a hypnotic glance, he's got on to you, he's
got you in a trance
Find yourself in terror staring at your throat, and the train to where your
blood will flow
Watch out when you get on the Transylvania Express
Find yourself in terror staring at your throat, and the train to where your
blood will flow
He's got you into his castle drinking blood red wine, when he takes you in his
arms his teeth sink in you veins
Watch out when you get on the Transylvania Express
Psychomania in Transylvania